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AN ADDICTIVE ENERGY DRINK IS CAUSING PEOPLE TO EXPLODE. BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE.

From the publisher: A bleakly hilarious fever dream, Situation Nowhere drags you through the absurdity of modern life with razor-sharp wit. Bobby Miller delivers a brutal and oddly tender ride through exploding energy drinks, corporate conspiracies, and cult-fueled chaos. Perfect for anyone who laughs when they really shouldn't.

ADVANCE PRAISE

“Situation Nowhere is the perfect read for anyone who’s ever dreamt of being a badass boss bitch or lived in fear of getting X-ed. Bobby Miller captures the paranoid, powerless chaos that makes our world feel like it’s teetering on the edge. Sharp, biting, hilarious. I couldn’t put it down.”
Jack Allison, Author of Kill The Rich

“Part speculative dystopia, part laugh-out-loud comedy, Situation Nowhere is a fantastic read! Bobby Miller has a big, sick, glorious imagination and you will love this Energoo of a book.”
Rainn Wilson, Actor/Author

"If you're like me, and find Idiocracy to be a more accurate depiction of where we're headed than let's say 1984 or Brave New World, this book is for you! Bobby Miller nails the gallows humor of a rotting, stupid world. Hilarious and sympathetic, this book is hard to put down!"
Kent Osborne, Head Writer of Adventure Time

“Situation Nowhere is a clever, dark, and often hilarious adventure through the most frustrating and endearing parts of humanity. In this fast-paced thrill of a book, you may not always know whether to scream at protagonist Lo or with her, but there's no way you won't want to find out what happens to her next; and, possibly, question your own morals as you navigate a world of corporations, CEOs, and ethical dilemmas not all that far-fetched from our possible future. If the practice of laughing at your problems until they either go away or eat you alive took literary form, this is it.”
Alex Woodroe, Author of Whisperwood

More advance praise here.


Synopsis

Barry Gray isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but that hasn't stopped him from becoming the middle-aged CEO of Atlas Wake, the corporation behind the most addictive energy drink in the world. After an awkward date, Barry is "X-ed"—a fate worse than getting canceled...just days before the company's biggest beverage launch. The reason? An ancient social media post.

As the Atlas Wake executives scramble to find a replacement for Barry, they stumble upon Lo, a sardonic barista with no social media history. Lo eagerly steps into the CEO role, anticipating stacks of cash, only to be jolted by a shocking discovery about the company's new energy drink — it's causing people to explode.

Fearing his new life as a social pariah, Barry is rescued by the Brotherhood of the Resigned, a group of X-ed outcasts hiding in the sewers. They believe Atlas Wake is part of a giant conspiracy in which Lo is now entangled. Stories collide as our crew faces a corporate-dominated world on the brink of destruction in this darkly humorous, dystopian tale of power, deceit, and survival.