October 26th, 2008

NewTeevee.com won’t even play my jams.

A month ago, NewTeevee.com mentioned my show in an article.  Seeing as how they review online video shows, I thought that maybe they’d review mine.

I even emailed them about it and got this quick reply:

“Hey, Bobby,
Thanks for getting in touch!  We’ll check it out.
Best,
Liz”

CUT TO: A month later.

(The sound of crickets.)

To make matters worse, they totally had time to review my arch nemesis and bitter rival: TMIWeekly.com

What’s a guy gotta do to get his show reviewed?

Obviously, it’s not dying a horrific bloody death.

As you will come to find out with this email I sent them a few days ago…

“Hi Liz,

This is Bobby’s intern.

Bobby died the other day.

You can check out his final episode here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCWGfmz8iv4

Maybe you guys can review his show today?

His family would really like that.

Sincerely,
Bobby’s intern”

NO REPLY.

It’s official: I’m adding them to my poop list.

You’re on notice, newteevee!

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I make films and stuff. My last short film "TUB" went to Sundance, SXSW, Cannes, and continues to screen across the world. I also make web shows. Two of which won Webby Awards for "Best Variety Show".

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